About Work & Toilets

It's the third week into my very first job after graduation but yet I've not said a word about it. I was worried I would jump to conclusions therefore I wanted it to sink in a bit before I dissed it too much.

Seeing that I just e-mailed my buddies in KL on my current condition, here's part of it.

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(*corp names edited)

Am working as the Marketing Assistant for SOANDSO* Professionals, a business institution that provides ACCA courses and is collaborated with SOME* College. Job's not too bad thus far, writing lots of letters, press releases and calling up ppl to organize events etc. Been going for edu fairs two days in a row now, my babbling abilities have definately increased.

I Miss Journalism and yet I don't. It has its perks but there's something satisfying about being able to help students find their way, applying for scholarships and such considering I was such a Lost Goat when i was their age and had no one to guide me.

Plus, great colleagues, No Politics NIL. Never quite thought that was possible.

Will be doing their ads etc in the future i think, as well brochure, booklet design. Might be helping out with their newsletter too. Hope that'll teach me a little bit more about advertising - keeping fingers crossed xx.

This job's not gonna be forever as I've other things I want to do in sight, but there's much to learn yet, so i'll be sticking to it for awhile.

Shhh about your pays though. It does so get me depressed. Heh.

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As that might've bored you guys quite a bit, here's something funny.

A notice found on the inner side of my office's toilet door.

It's so funny, really.

You'd have thought that being adults, people would know how to use a toilet. You'd have thought being women they'd be more hygenic. But they don't. I however find there's a lacking of detail in that notice. If it were up to me I'd put a hell long list of all the things woman shouldn't do while using the toilet.

1. Do not throw Unidentified Objects (tissue paper plastic wrappings, tampons, sanitary pads) into the bowl.
2. Sit, woman, sit. I know you might be grossed out that someone else's butt warmed it before yours, but you could do the WongFeiHung and do that Semi Sit-Squat Thing rather than trampling all over leaving your size 9 shoe prints on it.
3. As a cute poster thing I saw wrote, "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."
4. Be focused.

I still have no idea why someone would want to pee on the floor.

It does so get your shoes dirty.