Lets Play Pin The Movie Critic

So, I just watched the fourth Harry Potter movie last night and I thoroughly enjoyed it - if not for slight visual obstructions (the head of the guy in front was HUMONGOUS).

However, the reviews I read before and after the show have much negative things to impose on the public.

Movie critics annoy me.

Who made them the expert? I'm sure in God's BIG plan there was no special assignment for them. He didn't exactly write down in his For The Good Of All Mankind list:

[x] Movie critics - Crucial. Function: To assist mankind in picking the right movies.

I wish they would just chill a bit, enjoy the movie and stop bloody analysing everything.

If the movie's action packed - they say it lacks a storyline.
If the movie cut out some book sequences and focused - they say it's dissapointing that the 'other stuff' is left out.
If the movie has EVERYTHING - they say it's too draggy.
If the movie's too violent - they say it's inappropriate.
If the movie's too sweet - they say it's a chick flick.
Then there's the talk about the actors and actresses underacting and overacting.

The Malaysian Idol advert slogan stands true.

Everyone wants to be a critic.

Please lah. You so clever you go make, okay?