The Nincompoop Batallion
The problem with growing up, is knowing people.
Why? Because the more friends you make, the more people you find that you are compatible with, the bigger the Idiot Sample Group is.
You put effort in trying to make it work by tolerating their assholic-ness, but after decades of tolerating imbeciles, you turn to your books and computer games (and for some people, their blow up dolls).
Then you give up (see 'hermit') and sink into your cubby hole of self-contentment. These people now pick on the differences between your lifestyle and theirs, and are disgruntled that you're comfortable staying in on a Friday night as opposed to hanging out with the 'in' crowd - getting high on alcohol that they pay for with their credit cards, slurring obscenities.
Don't get me wrong though, I love my vodka and my tequila shots. I love the exhiliration of dancing to good R&B music and being good at it.
But that's not all.
And that's why, you're no good for me.
Why? Because the more friends you make, the more people you find that you are compatible with, the bigger the Idiot Sample Group is.
You put effort in trying to make it work by tolerating their assholic-ness, but after decades of tolerating imbeciles, you turn to your books and computer games (and for some people, their blow up dolls).
Then you give up (see 'hermit') and sink into your cubby hole of self-contentment. These people now pick on the differences between your lifestyle and theirs, and are disgruntled that you're comfortable staying in on a Friday night as opposed to hanging out with the 'in' crowd - getting high on alcohol that they pay for with their credit cards, slurring obscenities.
Don't get me wrong though, I love my vodka and my tequila shots. I love the exhiliration of dancing to good R&B music and being good at it.
But that's not all.
And that's why, you're no good for me.
posted by Keem at 10:42 AM
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whoa...
ohhhhhhhhh my godddd.
you make me smile whenever i read this.
idiot sample group? GOLD.
but seriously, i know what you mean. all this getting loaded then passing out in a gutter gets OLD. it's worse when the people you know do all that and are on drugs, believe me.
btw LOOK OUT KUCHING - there's a PARCEL coming your way. and I SWEAR, if any postie steals this letter from melbourne, you're dead meat! (you really gotta forgive my illegible handwriting in it love).
xo
YAaaaaaaaaaaaay. I await with baited breath.
Aih, i wonder when they'll grow up seriously.
There's so much more to life than just getting high.
well.. that's cause they've never been to your room mah.
your bookshelf... *lusts*
and oy. you owe me 2 birthday presents. i just re-read my friendster testimonials.
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