Slacking when your boss isn't around is no fun

Today was supposed to be a fun day at the office, full of mischievous deeds - like not doing work.

But somehow the fun just flops out the window like a chicken that cannot fly when you have nobody to slack for, and the chicken bounces about in a half-flight, half-jump chicken waltz.

Slacking requires motivation too, you know.

Damn my boss and the entire senior staff. Why'd they have to go out of town this weekend and ruin my slacking?