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Sunday, January 22, 2006

Almost.

Friday night.

Moobman had parked on the roadside and we walked to Tapanga to meet with SeanSam and Lawi for a beer.

Something slammed into my arm so hard I thought my right arm had been dislocated.

<-insert line of profanity here->

As I rubbed the back of my burning arm I caught a glance of two guys on a motorcycle riding away into the horizon (not romantically).

First furious thought: 'Fucking bastards were riding too close to the side of the road and accidently knocked into me.'

Second furious thought: 'I hope he broke his whatever.'

About half a minute after, Moobman and I suddenly realised: the guy had his arm out and was trying to snatch my bag.

Shit.

Shock ensues.


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Blogger Keem said...

nia.. i have those too, but damn the writer is brilliantsick. so WEIRD.

it takes someone who thinks like that to write like that, y'know?

10:41 PM, January 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow..u okay kim? That is some CRAZY loop-lah business...damn those motorcyclist...ur right.. I HOPE he broke his arm bone!!! hehe I am extreme vindictive towards thieves and what-nots. grr.

7:17 AM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger Keem said...

lc.. lol, you're prolly due for some therapy - bet u haven't quite forgotten ur own snatch thief case. *sigh* your camera.

8:44 AM, January 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!! are u alrite gurl? they didnt manage to get ur bag rite..manhhh...u should have given the bike a super power shadow kick and send them flying!! WAAATTCHAAA!! heh heh heh

5:32 PM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger Keem said...

mel.. i WOULD'VE given them a kick IF I KNEW what was going on. sadly, all those years in Uni hasn't made me any less blur.

tania.. got that too. but that man seriously has issues. am into webcomics at the moment so palahniuk will have to wait a bit =D

6:16 PM, January 23, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bloody snatch thieves! god i wish upon them the most horrible deaths, i swear. after those soul-less and heartless rapists.i'm sure u might have read somewhere that a few girls got raped here some time ago and they were made to watch their friends being murdered one by one. that is just sick.

but i digress.the number of snatch thief cases is absolutely appalling back home, isn't it? u know the tapanga/waterfront area is absolutely notorious.

7:41 PM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger Keem said...

rom.. actually i think rapists should go first, some would say tht people steal out of necessity, and though i don't agree, i can relate i s uppose.

but NO i've not read about the news. when where? LINK!

and yes, that area is notorious but i go for strolls along the waterfront all the time! and nothing of the sorts has ever happened =_=

8:56 AM, January 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wats with this palahniuk guy? wat issues does he hav? i did a check on him on the net, didnt find out that much, is his works really that good? Nia, i tried calling u that day, u kat 8tv now? we doin prog for TV3 after CNY la..u gona be there for me to torture?? heh

10:29 AM, January 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mygosh luckily that didnt succeed. kinda scary eh.. thank god u were alright.

sometimes i do fear motorcyclist too. owis hafta look around before i get out of the car

chrissiee

11:24 PM, January 24, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GO CHUCKIIIEEE. hehe

5:25 AM, January 25, 2006  
Blogger Keem said...

mel.. read and u shall see. i guess it's the complexity of the thoughts of his characters.

chrissie.. are you back? i mailed u lah leave u msgs on xanga lah never reply pun!

but yea.. kch's snatch theft cases are increasing - hate going out these days.

lc.. for a moment there I thought you were referring to chucky from child's play. EuGH!

5:10 PM, January 25, 2006  

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