Not Fitting.
So here I am, sitting on my bed without my pants on.
No, this is not an attempt to sound sexy. Not even close.
You see, I have this little problem. It's called a fat ass. Now the fat ass refuses to fit into anything decent, hence plunging me into my current dilemma of not wearing any pants.
And I have a wedding dinner in half an hour.
I could just suck in and button them pants. I could pretend that they weren't snug.
But I'm just not one for pretending.
I've never wanted to go on a diet, and have always declined to practice it for vanity.
But being pantless really isn't much fun.
No, this is not an attempt to sound sexy. Not even close.
You see, I have this little problem. It's called a fat ass. Now the fat ass refuses to fit into anything decent, hence plunging me into my current dilemma of not wearing any pants.
And I have a wedding dinner in half an hour.
I could just suck in and button them pants. I could pretend that they weren't snug.
But I'm just not one for pretending.
I've never wanted to go on a diet, and have always declined to practice it for vanity.
But being pantless really isn't much fun.
posted by Keem at 5:51 PM
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Sorry Keem...is this like some PUNK'd episode where you're trying to lure us into this sympathy-routine where you then turn around and point the finger RIGHT AT US and laugh your head off cause we were falsely lured into believing you HAVE a voluptous derriere?
I dun think so...I soooo not falling for THIS ONE!!! HAHAHA you ALMOST had me there for a moment skinny derriere girl!! *grins*
*lc skipping off*
btw, skirts rule!!!
now when have i ever done that?! *sniffles*
no. honest. all my pants were too tight. they couldn't have shrunk.. so that only leaves the other option..photos are deceiving my dear, and most of the ones u see the ass isn't included anyway.
oh woe.
this is about as bimbo as i get i think. talking abt the size of my ass in public.
ACK!! u were at robin's wedding too..???
sorry.. i was at a wedding at KGS, thought u might be at the same one.
seems like there's lots of weddings going on last night. hmms.
=_=
Hehe I'm just kidding, although I do know we fret more than is realistically possible about our body. =) Maybe ur just bloated...*ahem* aunt flo?
btw, in ur photos..u look pretty tall Kim!
lc.. actually.. yah. guy claims that i make the same complaints every time-of-the-month. i'm not tall lah, about 155cm?
tania.. ape la kau ni. title buntut besar pun nak lawan. bagi kau lah tu. =_=
kau dua ni kan.. *rotfl!!!*
damn funny lar.. i spose we could start a BBC. (big butt club / buntut besar club).
Lisa
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