So Happy Together.
No. This is not a smug proclamation of my blissful first relationship with Moob.
No. It is a mockery of that very thing.
In fact, I wish to scorn it.
You are dirty, dusty and other disgusting things.
You leave poo stains on the porcelain throne.
You've got concentrated piles of toys, cables, clothes, books, discs lying around the room.
There's dandruff on the carpet, under the carpet, on the mattress and under the mattress.
Your nose hair sticks out.
.
Mister, if you don't clean up your act soon I'm washing your stinky pillow case.
But other than that, I wouldn't have had it any other way.
(That means I love you anyway for a certain bugger who didn't understand it.)
No. It is a mockery of that very thing.
In fact, I wish to scorn it.
You are dirty, dusty and other disgusting things.
You leave poo stains on the porcelain throne.
You've got concentrated piles of toys, cables, clothes, books, discs lying around the room.
There's dandruff on the carpet, under the carpet, on the mattress and under the mattress.
Your nose hair sticks out.
.
Mister, if you don't clean up your act soon I'm washing your stinky pillow case.
But other than that, I wouldn't have had it any other way.
(That means I love you anyway for a certain bugger who didn't understand it.)
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My parents, and the parents of two of my best friends have all said the same thing about my KL living arrangements (room sharing with Moobs).
According to them, I'm Living In Sin.
*shrugs*
Aren't we all?
posted by Keem at 5:24 PM
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*ahem*... IF i remembered correctly, I took the photo. albeit with Em's camera.. *ahem*
well new age couples now live together. don't really see the big deal anymore compare to before.
then again, back home everyone is so narrow minded. i guess parents just want to keep neighbours from talking.
ive always believe in living with ther person before committing your life with them. you never know how the other half would re act when they are at home - as u mention the bad habits and so forth.
chrissieeeeeeee
he sounds like a perfectly normal guy, except that if he's under 30, his nose hair shouldn;t be sticking out!
Lis: Did you? Thought I took it...
Kim: Yups babe yer living in sin... not that I'd hold it against you. Would do it myself if I had anyone to live in sin with and if my parents wouldn't disown me, cast me out of the church, and stone my partner in sin and I to death after (and this is the worst part) after months of long and nagging lectures.
lis.. you did? hrmm..
ok lah. i accredit you too. but too lazy to change blog post so this will have to do =)
chrissie.. aih -_- i'm not even 'back home' per se. dad did call me up though and tried to lecture me on pre-marital life, sex, pregnancy etc (it was HILARIOUS). told him off by using the same debate point again: have i ever proven myself to NOT THINK THROUGH my decisions? he shut up. =)
button.. i know plenty of guys my age whose nose hair sticks out!
em.. plenty of chances for that in denmark/holland/london =) perhaps you could find one who wears clogs. kinky =D
my nose hair doesnt stick out! btw, i live in sin too. i'll leave you to figure that one out haha
o_O
hrm. tell lah. what la play guessin games pulak.
hahaha too funny kim! you guys are cuuute;) co-habitating probably wouldn't be my first preference [only because i like the idea of a bachelorette pad] but however else do you discover life on 'the other side' ie. after marriage? lol. which area are you staying at now?
ps. but the poo stains on porcelain throne have got to GO
Is Moobs your boy? I thought he was your bestfriend? *confused lc*
I'm with Lil....stains..got to goooo!
hehe
As for neighbours..blah, who cares! Be happy!
i'm SO with lil and lc about the poo stains! hahaha classic MEN 1.0.
btw, i think it's great that your man is there for you now that you're starting life over there.
sin = singapore la haha
Kim: whatever you do don't TELL my parents that!!! And since when are clogs kinky? Weirdo!!
My dear, dear Emily. So naive, so innocent.
Do you not realise, ANYTHING can be kinky?
See the red stuffed dog in your room?
That can be REALLY kinky with the right frame of mind. Isn't the world just FILLED with possibilities now?
Don't be doing anything to Rocky, though.
lil, lc, rom.. ditto on the poo stain! shall make him polish it soon as i remember!
lil.. now at wangsa maju, moving to a condo near Asia Jaya LRT by the end of this week.
lc.. yes yes, he is the boy.
merv... ahdoi. -_-
em.. moobs has said it all =)
moobs.. great minds pak tho.
keem
nose hair is really disgusting!! Pull it out for him if u can!
nowadays you can even get those electric nose hair trimmers. if he resists, do it in his sleep. lol.
so you guys banged yet? wait.. there's no way u'll answer that.. i'm just gonna assume that you did since u mistook March 31st for 30th! Being a journalist, that's like a mortal sin. =P
i couldnt stand lex's nose hair sticking out. so i cut it! =P and he actually stood still long enough for me to do it... before he went AH-CHOOOO!!! LOL..
Lis
button.. pulled one out, got a few more to go. need to catch him unaware!
mary.. not tht he declines to, we just don't have a trimmer thing and every time we go out, we forget. i think he diverts my attention on purpose tho.
mike.. sorry lah. had a lot of moving to do la, medical check-ups etc. plus i didn't read the papers for a month (i know i know, so called journalist). i make it up to you ya buddy?
lis.. u two like old couple only. -_-
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