I Zen Myself.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Forgot what was it I wanted to say.
*looks at title*
Oh yaa.
Moobs lost a RM3,299 Nokia phone last weekend.
He dropped it in the cab and we managed to find out what the guy's mobile number, car plate and taxi registration number was.
So first attempt at getting it back to was to call the fellow lah.
He answered the call but denied he had it and then hung up on us. After that, his phone was off.
So I called my colleague who's a crime reporter and asked him what to do. He said to make a police report since I had all the guy's details and the cops should be able to nab him.
So we go make police report lah in a ulu police station.
We painstakingly waited for the cop to type out the story (he a bit slow plus made a lot of mistakes) and after he printed it out, told us we had to go to ANOTHER police station with the report and show it to his boss, a sergeant or something.
So we went lah to that place which was about 2km deep into some housing area, they got a cop patrol car to send us.
Now note that this was almost 11pm at night.
We went to that station, went into the guys room where he told us that we should solve this ourselves. Meet the guy, confront him, and solve it ourselves.
FRIGGIN' SHIT ARE YOU FRIGGIN' KIDDING ME WE SPENT ALLLLLLLLLL THAT TIME FOR YOU TO TELL US TO SOLVE IT OURSELVES?
And then after that, we had to walk and walk and walk because cabs don't go into that area and it was dodgy and Moobs was so scared that he told me that I was to sprint if he told me to, no questions asked.
I thought he was siaw (crazy) but oh well love's like that I suppose.
Anyhow, I've called the cab company - waste my money only - and threatened them with my journo powers but to no avail. They said it's not their responsibility.
While I would love to go down there to hunt that cab driver down and give the company a piece of my mind and my spit (yes, I am capable of disgusting action), I know it'd be wasted effort and just hope that karma gets them back.
In the meantime while waiting for karma to take place, my friend's making me feel better by calling and sending the taxi guy rude messages.
He called the cab guy, told him he needed a ride from somewhere and then asked him if his taxi services included providing chicken.
Clive, you are the absolute awesomest prankster friend I have!
Forgot what was it I wanted to say.
*looks at title*
Oh yaa.
Moobs lost a RM3,299 Nokia phone last weekend.
He dropped it in the cab and we managed to find out what the guy's mobile number, car plate and taxi registration number was.
So first attempt at getting it back to was to call the fellow lah.
He answered the call but denied he had it and then hung up on us. After that, his phone was off.
So I called my colleague who's a crime reporter and asked him what to do. He said to make a police report since I had all the guy's details and the cops should be able to nab him.
So we go make police report lah in a ulu police station.
We painstakingly waited for the cop to type out the story (he a bit slow plus made a lot of mistakes) and after he printed it out, told us we had to go to ANOTHER police station with the report and show it to his boss, a sergeant or something.
So we went lah to that place which was about 2km deep into some housing area, they got a cop patrol car to send us.
Now note that this was almost 11pm at night.
We went to that station, went into the guys room where he told us that we should solve this ourselves. Meet the guy, confront him, and solve it ourselves.
FRIGGIN' SHIT ARE YOU FRIGGIN' KIDDING ME WE SPENT ALLLLLLLLLL THAT TIME FOR YOU TO TELL US TO SOLVE IT OURSELVES?
And then after that, we had to walk and walk and walk because cabs don't go into that area and it was dodgy and Moobs was so scared that he told me that I was to sprint if he told me to, no questions asked.
I thought he was siaw (crazy) but oh well love's like that I suppose.
Anyhow, I've called the cab company - waste my money only - and threatened them with my journo powers but to no avail. They said it's not their responsibility.
While I would love to go down there to hunt that cab driver down and give the company a piece of my mind and my spit (yes, I am capable of disgusting action), I know it'd be wasted effort and just hope that karma gets them back.
In the meantime while waiting for karma to take place, my friend's making me feel better by calling and sending the taxi guy rude messages.
He called the cab guy, told him he needed a ride from somewhere and then asked him if his taxi services included providing chicken.
Clive, you are the absolute awesomest prankster friend I have!
posted by Keem at 11:12 AM
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Woah woah woah... say that to me again? A police just asked you to go solve a crime case yourself???
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WOMAN!!! Write an award-winning piece of news on this stupid treatment by the incapable police that we have in our country.. omg.
i knoooowwwwww. both of us were s.t.u.n.n.e.d.
like what the hell are you paid to do then right? waste taxpayer's money only.
cannot write la. later they throw me in jail -_- you know how democratic we are.
GOOD ONE CLIVE!!
Why don't you call the dood to pick you up somewhere far.. then leave him to wait.. for NO ONE!!
a RM3,299 phone?!?!?!?
sim tia.
Spence I tried to...but he hung up on me and wouldn't answer my call already. So I sent him steamy messages instead and then those messages got upgraded to rude ones...
Gosh that's amazing, how ...why...what??? *brain cannot accept ..malfunctioning*
The police is like that?? Again..what????why???argghh!
Dammit, nothing u can do right? Can't you abuse the taxi company, make them do something?
Clive, use someone else's number... preferably a girls... say something like pickin her up from kelana jaya LRT station, at least guzzle his petrol a lil bit. Do it alternate days, until the amount of petrol wasted is worth RM 3,299. HUAHAUAHAU
YEa!! Or say go pick up from Subang Airport wei. Ask him for his car plate to reconfirm etc you know. :D Subang Airport got no cabs one maa so not as suspicious :D
Mikey, very very sim tiaa.
LC.. i tried all my journo powers already they insist that it's not their problem, and i've just grown tired of having to deal with this hence giving up slightly.
And yes, they're that bad here. Done worst things/ pettier things in fact.
SOOOOOOOO coming to Oz.
OMG YES!! SOOOOO coming to Oz..please!!! :)
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