Pots of rage

Hello,

I think I have rage issues.

You see, on Tuesday night I ordered Dominos and was told it would take 45 minutes for them to deliver instead of the usual 20 minutes.

I said okay lah.

Next thing you know, it's one and a half hours and the pizza hasn't arrive yet. And I called and waited and finally, it came.

The pizza was cold and I was pissed cause I was hungry so I filed a complaint on their website, thanking them for their bad service.

Then they called me and apologised and offered me a free pizza.

And because I am cheap that way, I was happy lah.

I just called for the free pizza. No one at the other end of the line seemed to have a clue as to what I was talking about, and after being put on hold for the longest time and finally passed on to someone to take my order, I thought "finally, my free pizza".

But nOoOooo. It's "RM58somethingsomething mam".

Then I gave up, told the guy to go fuck himself and hung up.

All this for pizza.

-_-;


Something is stressing me out. I didn't use to be so angry and rude and er.. foul mouthed.

Pink pony stories

The problem with my relationship is that we get along too well.

We have our arguments, yes, and I sulk, yes, but other couples stab each other with pencils and such.

It makes me feel like I need to beat him up or something (well, he could beat me up but then we know he's just going to get it even worst later) just so that we're more of an average couple.

Where's the drama, boy?

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I brought one of my My Little Ponies to work the other day and paraded it around the office on other people's desk.

First they call me crazy (which happens at least once a day), then Lulu* goes and call my Pony names and then tells me that her man has a Pink Pony Story theory.

According to Lulu's* man (if she read my blog she'd have 'tight slapped' me several times by now for calling her Lulu), Pinky Pony Stories are movies or whatevers that have unrealistic story lines and happy endings.

Cheh, like that Rambo and Star Trek also Pink Pony Story mah :P

Where got I crazy! So pretty right?!

When he dreamt

Had a girl's afternoon in with my sister yesterday, eating lots of corn chips with lots of salsa, watched Superbad, and in the evening, had two bowls of herbal chicken soup.

Needless to say my digestive system was confused and as the soup was consumed about 10pm, and I went to bed by 12am, do the maths - I didn't have enough time to pee it all out.

Which resulted in my waking up in the middle of the night to go to the loo.

When I went back to bed, Moobs started cudding up to me.

And then, he started sucking on my shoulder with all appropriate sound effects.

AND he nibbled on it too.

Finding this... well, odd (come on! who does this sort of thing in the middle of the night), I woke him up and asked if he had been dreaming.

Looking extremely pleased with himself: "I was eating pie. It was very good."




O.O

Go shorty, it's your birthday (a month ago)!

I've finally compiled all the necessary documents, updated my CV, written the 300 word "Why I Want To.." essay and later will be sending in my application to study my Masters in Publishing at University of Sydney.

Cross your fingers, arms, toes, legs, plait your hair and pray for me that I get in.

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This blog has a serious lack of photos, which is why I'm putting these up despite having already uploaded them onto Facebook.

Super sweet! Some colleagues lured me up to our cafe with promise of Milo, then surprised me with a cake! But they spelt my name wrong :(

Had to cover my mouth because I kept on laughing and that blew out the candles.

I told Moobs about a week before my birthday that I was craving for Cuppacakes. He lied and said that he had called them, but they couldn't make the order in time.

Then he surprised me with them :)

Sister. SISTER!!

We had lunch at Paddington's House of Pancakes. I love this place!

Widot Choo

KEN LEEEEEEEEEEE
TULIBU DIBU DOUCHOOOOOO

Flat.

I feel unusually thin and light at the moment.

This is probably because I've thrown up the only thing I've eaten today - two pieces of toast with butter and sugar.

Oh, and all the 100Plus I've drank.

Darling Moobs is making chicken stew, or was it soup (they seldom differ from one another*).



*I note that upon writing that, he hit me :P

Rodent's hiny

I said "rat's ass" in my IELTS speaking test yesterday. I don't know what came over me.

But it's a legitimate slang phrase right? Right? Not a swear word or anything as such!

:(

Die liao lar.